Former VP Cheney admitted Wednesday that he actually forces himself to have his heart attacks. The admission comes after Cheney's 5th heart attack this week. The former VP said he does it just to show people he has a heart after all. "There's been a lot of rumour mongering going on about how I'm a heartless bastard. Well this just goes to show people that I do in fact have a heart." Cheney went on to say, "Now to whether or not I give a shit about most of those idiots out there, now that's another story. I'd just as soon as shoot most people in the face as shake their hands." Cheney went on to say he's planning another triple bypass in the spring "just to show those liberal fools that I'm indestructible."
