Cinema Saville's blog

Good evening, dear readers. Yes, I am back on Blog patrol. It's been a long time off, but I realize- "Hey, I gotta keep things fresh, otherwise you guys will keep refreshing your Drudge Page to see if things have changed in the world yet." Well be glad today, for they surely have here at Cinema Saville, and there has been a lot going on in this world. But before I get into general antics, let's get into specifics. Now if you've noticed, the Featured Funny on the front page has been held by "The Judger", one of our series here for quite a while now.

I liken my career to the @. It was around for years, but was more of a novelty used for notation by a select few. Unlike the simple and straightforward – it was more complex, and therefore rarely fully understood. It was incredibly obscure, but those that dug it really appreciated it. And while other symbols like * had been huge stars, and in the public consciousness for years, the @ was relatively unknown. Even the #, which at first gained fame as the tic-tac-toe board before it’s career got shot into superstardom with the advent of the key pad phone was much more well known.

Today I realized something profoundly important. I've been through a lot of ups and downs in my life, but today I realize that I have made it on a monumental scale. While I've had my own self-named national network TV show, and been a fraction away from my dream of becoming a cast member of SNL, not to mention certain sexual conquests that have been above and beyond what the ordinary man dreams, just today it all became clear that I am a huge success. And why, dear reader? Well, Tom Cruise is advertising on my site. That's right, Mr.

For many moons have I been deciphering the reality I am currently enjoying, and it's come to my attention that this world I've created around me is simply "The Estate of Thought". The most prized possession one can have is really their thoughts and feelings, and subsequently how those thoughts are manifested, and in turn feelings created as a result. I'll talk more about this later, but for now simply meditate on the "Estate of Thought" . This is a very powerful idea which could serve as a jumping off to many possibilities. More later.