Michael Jackson Revelation

 Now that Michael Jackson is gone from this world, a source leaked a stunning revelation regarding the superstar pop entertainer.  Apparently with the swirling of rumors that he had fathered an illegitimate son, a reliable source has reported that Michael Jackson was actually the illegitimate son of superstar entertainer Mickey Mouse.  "There was a reason that Michael looked different from all the other Jackson kids, it was because his father was Mickey."  Apparently Disney has been trying to quell the rumors for years, but this all makes sense now.  The source added, "Come on, the high pitched voice, the way he LOVED theme parks?! The kid was Mickey's." In fact, a rare birth certificate that was located by Cinema Saville and TMZ actually has Jackson's real first name listed as Mickey Jr. 

"The story goes like this," the source went on to say, "Mickey and Katherine used to steal away to the Disneyland motel for rendezvouses when the other Jackson brothers visited the park as kids.  Then she got pregnant.  Joe knew everything, and that's why he was so hard on Michael.  It's also where Michael or "Mickey Jr." got all of talent and charisma from.  That whole white glove thing?  That was a tribute to his father.  He found out about his birth circumstances, and wanted to let Mickey know he loved him."

Another source corroborating the story adds another twist to the mouse/Jackson saga "Minnie found out about the whole thing about 2 years ago, and forbade Mickey to see Michael anymore.  I mean after all not only had Minnie been with Mickey for 50 years faithfully, without even getting so much as a marriage proposal, but now she finds out that the Mouse of her dreams had fathered the King of Pop.  Well Minnie broke off their relationship until Mickey agreed never to see Michael again."  "That's really what killed Michael, not the drugs, it was the loss of his real father.  I mean people wondered what happened to his skin, well take a look at Mickey, and you'll understand why he looked that way.  That button nose on Michael was no plastic surgery, that was just his mouse nose coming in."

Sources from the Magic Kingdom also disclosed that Mickey wept for days after Michael's death, and was disconsolate, and even refused to do any parades.  "They had to get body doubles to do the parades, Mickey was a mess. He even got 'em to fly the flags at half mast up on top of Cinderella's castle.

And so it goes,  farewell to "Michael Mouse" the King of Pop